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god im getting so tired of this. all im doing is driving my bugatti veyron going about 100 on the wide open road where there was nobody else last night, and the road was very well lit. everything was going perfectly fine until this stupid *** cop in his lamborghini decides to leave his job of patrolling the highway just to pull me over. The cop told me that I was driving 103 mph in a 45 mph zone. So he wrote me a $976,120 ticket, arrested me and impounded my vehicle. While I was in the car, he measured my BAC and it was 0.2549, so he added $1,006,203 to the ticket. I had to pay a $983,024 bail just to get out of the jail, which is only for real criminals, but had to pay an additional $1,003,215 for trying to break out. And I finally got my bugatti veyron back today after paying a $987,277 impound charge. I also had to pay a $996,450 fine to the community for endangerment, and my insurance charged me an additional $999,967. Wow what a bad day I had. All I was doing was driving a tiny bit over the speed limit. But yet I had to spend the night in jail, pay all that, and now I have to go to freaken court. Help what should I do?

bull sh*t

Steal the cops lambo, run it into a bank, back handspring into the vault, perfect landing, take the money, pass go, collect 200 dollors, and run home to tell grandpa about your golden ticket.